cutest truest

lolcat, like, ever! well, not cutest ever, but truest certainly! =D Now, if only i could find a boy to do THESE things for me! -_^

why i hate the idea of marriage!

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Rings are beautiful, dresses are positively confections of glitz, you get a whole freaking DAY dedicated to YOU and your love! what more could a woman want?

Not me, not this one. Sorry boys.

First, Rings. RINGS RINGS RINGS. Diamond Rings are pretty, but there's way too much pressure associated with them! Time to be perfect and start fawning and being so much in love it makes everyone else sick all the time. Diamonds are nice, in earrings, on necklaces, other piercing jewelry... No Rings.

Second, have you SEEN the divorce rates?? Check 'em out , that link shows rates across various faiths and non-faiths. To me it speaks to a basic failing of people to do a number of things in what is supposed to be an equal partnership. You're supposed to love unconditionally; that includes flaws, pending changes, possible changes, as well as all the things you see as perfections. you're supposed to love everything, and to want to change each other's lives for the better, to better complement each other. A lot of people do this succesfully, but the numbers of those who don't are staggering. PLUS, there's media's influence! i don't know any marriages on tv that last. everyone keeps a secret from the spouse or significant other, they BASE shows on the premise. blahblahblah, .

it's so much pressure to be in stasis for the only length of time we can comprehend as eternity. what happens when it goes terribly wrong? when you discover a part of yourself you didn't know existed and it changes something fundamental and your partner can't cope? what if NOTHING changes EVER and you just DIE from the stasis!?!? /swoon

Okay, seriously. Marriages don't last for an infinite number of different reasons which depend on the infinite combinations of personality traits any two people have. It's easier to not believe in Love at all. /cheery subject

TORNADO!

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some days i feel like a whirlwind, a dervish of ALT swishing and swirling and tossing hell all about boys lives, turning ideals on their heads and striking a delicate balance between insanity and living for yourself, in that moment, the single instant when it matter that you're still breathing and living and loving and nothing else! sometimes it's as simple as i have purple hair and 6 tattoos and 14 piercings, never thought you'd love something like that? sometimes it's the vinyl tape and the simple way of loving wholly and unconditionally EVERY and ALL who pass in to or out of my life in every and all ways that i can, committing completely to any and every emotion life has to offer, tripping into a bottomless pit of TRUE LOVE at every turn. i change perceptions of people, of events; i influence levels of tolerance or judgments.

Sometimes i feel like i change lives all around me.
Sometimes i feel like a drop in the ocean. all this poetry is falling out of me lately, straight onto the page or screen in front of me and i feel a need to PRODUCE and to CREATE; cause if i don't maybe my head'll explode or he won't really know how i feel unless i say it in a certain rhythm, with a special cadence, like a secret morse code to unlock his heart.

Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio!

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So, sometimes i like to think of myself as a fairly sensible person. But I do enjoy me some Astrology! So in a serious bout of curiosity and lack of much hard work to do this morning, i've been exploring my Boyfriend's Astrolgical charts. That poor boy is 6x a scorpio of 12-13 different signs! Each planet has a sign associated with your time of birth, plus your sun sign (what most people know, what's printed in Newspapers as your horoscope), your ascendant or rising sign (the sign in the eastern horizon at your time of birth), your moon sign (where the moon rested at time of birth) and the Nodes (which i don't understand at all yet! Here is a good article). I have 8 of the 12 signs among my planetary and stellar persuasions. I think that provides me a good balance of a lot of different character-defining influences and aspects... and other big words.

Boyfriend on the other hand.... super mega ultra Scorpio. and only posessing half the signs of the zodiac. His three strongest influences are all Scorpio! our Nodes are the same interestingly enough.

pre-post-wedding-post

so before i delve into the weekend of the wedding from which i just returned, another epic spam email...

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SpamSpeak

Image by outside the camp via FlickrThis could be a daily post, honestly. i just read one line in one of these and had to share the hilarity =D Just a jumble of words, but still with punctuation. Pure Brilliance folks.

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so this is christmas

Image via WikipediaIt's officially christmas day. It's been a super lame christmas eve for me, as far as i'm concerned. Some people like having a day when the only reason they get out of bed is to piss, eat, or chase the cat out of the christmas tree. Me, it's day four literally stuck in my apartment due to the insane weather we've got going on here. It's really not bad weather in it's own right. It's the fact that this is the NW and it apparently hasn't seen weather like this in 25 years. A huge downer for me this week was the fact that i was supposed to be spending Monday Tuesday and Wednesday in Louisiana, finally getting to go back and see some of my (super) extended family on my cajun side! Now, being such a one that Loves France as much as i do, having Cajun heritage means A LOT to me! Not getting see those folks was really hard. It was also supposed to be my first chance to see CM again since last March. Far too much has gone on between us since then; Ups, Downs, all the extremes in between. There's a lot going on between us now, despite the downs and the distance... it's interesting for sure. A small vaca would have been nice. Thank you fucking weather for snowing in SeaTac and making all the airlines cancel all their flights. wtf. So... all that said, i've spent today exhausting myself on movies i didn't really want to watch, eating lame food, and now i'm drinking my last bottle of Watermelon Vodka and Coke and eating cheddar Bunnies. Tomorrow, i wanted tofurkey log, but i can't find it, and really don't feel like trying to walk all the way to whole foods to try to find one, if they're even open tomorrow! So instead, and this is, if i may say so, the best idea EVER, i'm going to have Cajun Fried Catfish! =D no veggies to go with it =( I have a habit of not buying vegetables unless i'm actually going to use them THAT NIGHT. soooo.... in light of terrible snow, and probably lack of motivation to leave the house tomorrow, no veggies, just catfish... oh so yummy though.

I'm a terrible awful rambler after a long stupid lame day, so i'll leave you all to your lovely christmas days! I'm completely jealous of everyone spending the day with family they love or family they hate or significant others... I sincerely wish everyone a happy gift-filled holiday with lots of food and laughs and smiles and loves!